Ohio Visit
Mom always said “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.” So Ohio: ...
Motorcycle Madness
Anger & Motorcycle Maintenance Ride Now Powersports in Concord, NC wanted an arm and a leg to put all new brakes on my bike. I refused. Actually, I said “I would burn the bike where...
The Gettysburg Address
Well, at least until a few weeks ago. We left Appomattox, VA after a week and drove to Gettysburg, PA to stay at the Thousand Trails Drummer Boy RV Park. That wasn’t the ONLY reason....
The Fitness Plan Pt. 2
There’s the smart way and The Paul Way. First, I had a LOT to lose and with my Typical Metheney Patience (“Life is too short to wait for shit to happen.“) I created The Paul...
Youtube Fitness Gurus
Youtube Gurus in almost all of the Youtube videos from what I jokingly refer to as “The Boys” use lines to these effects over and over again: “Here’s something that nobody ever talks about…” “And...
Fitness Glossary
This is going to change on a regular basis as I keep adding new terminology to it. Autophagy (aw-tawf-uh-gee) – The process of your fat cells recycling, getting rid of the water/garbage surrounding them, and...
The Fitness Plan Pt. 1
A lot of people asked “how did I lose the weight?” Answer: “I just got tired of being fat.” Why am I writing about it at all? Because there damned few adventures in south Texas...
We Be Where?! (Updated 6/27/26)
Some of you (and you know who you are) have asked where in the hell are those Metheneys? We wish we knew. This is the latest update of our travels and adventure list. If the...
An Apple A Day…
Okay, I have MAY have drunk the Apple Kool-Aid. I don’t (or want to) remember how we existed BEFORE Apple products came into our lives. Most of the apps listed have Apple Watch apps, but...
Hobby my butt!
I have recently taken up oil painting. I took some classes here at the park and enjoy them enough to keep going. Who knows how long I’ll last (“Hey! Look at the bunny!”) but for...